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The Great Ornament Debate

Susan Gast, founder of Easy Food Dehydrating

by: Susan Gast / Author, Blogger at Beesville Books, Bored Boomers, and a Food Dehydrating Fanatic!

Taking a brief break from our regular food dehydrating adventures to share a little holiday gift with you - a humorous song I thought might make you smile!

Ever wonder what happens on your Christmas tree when the lights go down? Apparently, there's quite the drama between the vintage baubles and that macaroni ornament your kid made in '92! 😄

I'm sharing this silly song with you because, let's face it, even your perfectly dehydrated orange garland might be arguing with that fancy glass ball about who deserves the front spot on the tree!

Taking a brief break from our regular food dehydrating adventures to share a little holiday gift with you - a humorous song I thought might make you smile!

Ever wonder what happens on your Christmas tree when the lights go down? Apparently, there's quite the drama between the vintage baubles and that macaroni ornament your kid made in '92! 😄

I'm sharing this silly song with you because, let's face it, even your perfectly dehydrated orange garland might be arguing with that fancy glass ball about who deserves the front spot on the tree!

The Great Ornament Debate

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LYRICS: The Great Ornament Debate

[Verse]
On a frosty December night
The ornaments stirred in the soft twinkle light
A vintage glass ball shouted down from the peak
"I've been here since '63, I deserve this elite seat!"
But a glittery star from the middle branch jeered
"Your paint is all faded, you look kind of weird!"
[Chorus]
Oh, the great ornament debate
Who goes where? It's getting late!
Santa's coming any day
While they argue and complain away
(They argue and complain away!)
[Verse]
A handmade macaroni wreath from '92
Yelled "I'm a family treasure, I should be in clear view!"
"You're just dried pasta and glitter glue!"
Mocked a shiny new bauble, sparkling like new
Then a candy cane chimed in, "Don't make such a fuss,
The tree's looking crooked from all of us!"
[Chorus]
Oh, the great ornament debate
Who goes where? It's getting late!
Santa's coming any day
While they argue and complain away
(They argue and complain away!)

[Bridge]
The lights started flickering, trying to speak
"Can everyone just calm down, please?
We're all here to spread Christmas cheer
Not fight about branches through the year!"
[Verse]
A paper angel made by tiny hands
Said "Look at us fighting, nobody understands
It doesn't matter where we hang or shine
We make Christmas magic when our lights combine!"
The ornaments paused, looked around with a glow
Realizing the truth as they swayed to and fro
[Final Chorus]
No more ornament debate
They learned their lesson, though it's late
Now they twinkle side by side
Spreading joy on Christmas night
(Spreading joy on Christmas night!)
[Outro]
And if you listen close on Christmas Eve
You might hear them whisper from the tree
"Merry Christmas to all, from high and low,
We're just happy to be part of the show!"

Artist: SupaBees

© 2024 Lyrics by Susan Gast
Music: AI Generated

[Verse]
On a frosty December night
The ornaments stirred in the soft twinkle light
A vintage glass ball shouted down from the peak
"I've been here since '63, I deserve this elite seat!"
But a glittery star from the middle branch jeered
"Your paint is all faded, you look kind of weird!"
[Chorus]
Oh, the great ornament debate
Who goes where? It's getting late!
Santa's coming any day
While they argue and complain away
(They argue and complain away!)
[Verse]
A handmade macaroni wreath from '92
Yelled "I'm a family treasure, I should be in clear view!"
"You're just dried pasta and glitter glue!"
Mocked a shiny new bauble, sparkling like new
Then a candy cane chimed in, "Don't make such a fuss,
The tree's looking crooked from all of us!"
[Chorus]
Oh, the great ornament debate
Who goes where? It's getting late!
Santa's coming any day
While they argue and complain away
(They argue and complain away!)
[Bridge]
The lights started flickering, trying to speak
"Can everyone just calm down, please?
We're all here to spread Christmas cheer
Not fight about branches through the year!"
[Verse]
A paper angel made by tiny hands
Said "Look at us fighting, nobody understands
It doesn't matter where we hang or shine
We make Christmas magic when our lights combine!"
The ornaments paused, looked around with a glow
Realizing the truth as they swayed to and fro
[Final Chorus]
No more ornament debate
They learned their lesson, though it's late
Now they twinkle side by side
Spreading joy on Christmas night
(Spreading joy on Christmas night!)
[Outro]
And if you listen close on Christmas Eve
You might hear them whisper from the tree
"Merry Christmas to all, from high and low,
We're just happy to be part of the show!"

Artist: SupaBees

© 2024 Lyrics by Susan Gast
Music: AI Generated


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